10 December 2008 - Ho Ho Ho 'n sh!t
© 2008 | by annebot
Isn't this the holiday season? It is kind of eerie how sad everyone is that I talk to these days. We spend all of our time worrying about what might happen, what could happen. I can't live like that. Whatever happened to sexy results? What happened to the getting things done 80s montages? Let's just do one of those and fix it, that will be $1 Billion, please. Also, if you are looking for gifts for a really really lonely friend this year, I encourage you to check out the new Annedroid this guy made. Never underestimate how creepy it gets when geeks get too lonely.5 May 2008 - Cinco de Botto
Cinco de Mayo can mean many things to a person depending on where he or she is from. For a native Texan such as myself, the holiday means a free pass for unchecked alcoholism and horrible spanish accents. What does Kenny Loggins do on Cinco de Mayo? In my dream world today I see Kenny Loggins, Kenny Rogers, and Chuck Norris are all hanging out drinking margs by the pitcher. Perhaps a big novelty sized glass would be in place of a pitcher with 3 tasteful straws. Men have these moments on rare occasion. No matter how the margaritas get ingested someone will be waking up with regrets and a new chart topper. Sexy results to you this Cinco de Mayo!